The Computer Science of Everything
Did you know all the latest science and technology indicate humans are “artificial intelligence"? So what programmed our DNA?
Prologue
I wrote these stories to teach my 20-year-old self everything I know after:
🌍 driving across 35 countries and 45 states in an adventure van, with my wife and five kids. We spent 100+ nights a year on the road, for more than a decade.









🎒 living 400 consecutive days with only 25 pounds (11 kg) of total possessions. We made our kids do it too.
😎 inventing an Internet technology acquired for more than $100M, multiple times.
🥺 getting tricked out of millions of dollars by corporate partners, multiple times.
🙄 losing millions of dollars from my own stupidity, multiple times.
🤘 partying like there was no tomorrow, for ten straight years.
😩 40-day fasting everything: television, food, porn, drugs, internet, social media, email, video games, sugar, alcohol, coffee, sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll.
📚 reading 50+ million words of science from the world’s smartest nerds.
🏛️ visiting almost every museum, zoo, aquarium, cathedral, and historical location in the western hemisphere.









👨🔬 experimenting with my kids’ education: home schooling, public schooling, private schooling, world schooling, unschooling, peer schooling, and self schooling.
🥇 interviewing geniuses in all kinds of arts, sciences, sports, and finance.
👽 researching non-human intelligence, UAP, telepathy, remote-viewing, giants, advanced prehistoric civilizations, exorcisms, religions, biblical-archaeology, and near-death-experiences.
✝️ streaming the Bible 100+ times looking for signs of quantum technology (and a Cryptographic Bible Key).
🙊 performing “street comedy” to hundreds of people each year, in cities all over America.









I’m probably the most curious person you’ve ever met, and fortunately, this is the best time ever to be curious. Over the past 25 years, scientists have uncovered more about our universe than the previous 10,000 years combined.
You don’t need to take my word for it.
In each of these stories, I have embedded YouTube videos 📺 from the world’s smartest scientists, so you can hear them for yourself. I’ll just be your tour guide for the most interesting knowledge I’ve found so far. 🗺️
The lessons in these stories were expensive to learn, so I hope they help you on your own quest to understand our universe. My journey started as a search for the Truth, but it ended as a search for:
Uncertainty
Part 1: Philosophy
According to Simulation Theory, the better we are at creating artificial intelligence, the more likely it is that we are artificial intelligence. Artificial doesn’t mean fake. It’s a Latin word that means handcrafted, or designed. ✍️
I Doubt Therefore I Am
Did you know Rene Descartes invented “The Scientific Method” to prove the existence of God in the exact same paper? We review his conclusion and the role of faith in science. ⛪️⚔️🧪
Are We Living in a Video Game?
We learn how artificial intelligence works, the mathematics of uncertainty, and why machines need “digital faith” to make decisions. 🤖⚙️🤔
Inconclusion, Part 1
Are you Accidental Intelligence or Artificial Intelligence? How certain are you either way? We learn why certainty is dangerous in science, in religion, and everywhere else in life. ⚠️💯
Part 2: Physics
Our universe is made of information. It may be difficult to imagine, but our reality “gets made in real-time”, just like a first-person video game.
Atoms and electrons only behave like physical particles when they are observed by “players in the game”. 👀
Atomic Avatars
Did you know atoms and electrons behave differently when they are observed? We introduce quantum mechanics, the pixels of reality, and watch a short video to see how reality interacts with observers. 🌀👁️⚛️
The Pixels of Reality
We learn how the pixels of reality work, then review a new scientific-paper that measures how much data it would take to simulate all the matter in the universe. 💽
Beyond the Age of Reason
The Enlightenment needs some enlightenment. Here is scientific evidence for aliens, giants, telepathy, advanced prehistoric civilizations, clairvoyance, anti-gravity, and the afterlife. 🛸🔮👻
Where Moth and Rust Destroy
Did you know Heat creates Time? Learn how Entropy disorganizes all the heat in our universe, while Life reorganizes it, in the never ending war for Calories. ⚔️🔥
Part 3: Neuroscience
Our brains are quantum neural networks, which are organized into computational layers by frequency. Don’t worry, we’ll explain what all that means.
Our quantum neural networks use reinforcement learning, just like digital neural networks, which makes us just as susceptible to hallucinations (lying to ourselves), and reward-hacking (drug addiction). 🤥🥴
Quantum Neural Networks
We learn how our brains generate our first-person experiences using a new theory that explains how we achieve quantum superradiance at room temperature. 🧠🌊
Our Thoughts Rewire Our Brains
Seeing is not believing, believing is seeing. We review a study on “Insight” to see how our thoughts physically rewire our brains, making it easier to think those same thoughts in the future. 😵💫
Partly Cloudy Brainstorms
Our brains use very specific molecules as “rewards”, which lead us into addiction. That’s why periodic fasting is so important for healthy brains. 🧠🍬
Braces for Your Brain
Neurofeedback allows us to re-engineer how we think. We learn about specific brain regions, and the various neural network layers of our conscious minds. 🧠🗺️
Part 4: Psychology
The human psyche is a specific type of neural network, called a Generative Adversarial Network discriminator. We all live inside our own worst enemy, who lies to us every day, in almost every imaginable way. 🤥🎭🤔
Quantum Computing, Fast and Slow
Behavioral Economics taught us about System 1, System 2, and Cognitive Bias. We combine them to create a mathematical formula for the human soul. 🎭
The Mystery Below the Surface
We explore our subconscious, System 1, neural network using new research on young children. We also learn just how little we should trust our own memories. 🤥😳
The Royal "We”
We explore our conscious, System 2, neural network using more than 40 books from psychology and behavioral economics. System 2 is our psyche, often translated into English as “soul”. 📚📚📚
Gardening Our Thoughts
We learn ways to improve our inner monologues including meditation, awareness, and neurolinguistic programming. This is part two of, The Royal “We”. 🧘🪞
Flavors of Inner Monologues
We learn more about our “inner chatbots” using the Enneagram. This is part three of The Royal “We”.
Part 5: Attention Economics
Human attention is the world’s most valuable commodity. In these stories, we learn who is buying it, who is selling it, and how you can get more of it. 🙌
The War for Human Attention
The world’s most valuable companies compete against our friends, our families, our hobbies, our employers, and our pets for every second of our attention. 🤑⏱️
The Price of Our Attention
Learn how the attention economy works, and why Big Tech is so desperate to harvest our personal data. What we say, and where we go, is who we are. 🧠🧃🤖
Did you ❤️ this story? It’s like a one-tap petition for social media algorithms to recommend this story to more people. Better yet:
When Labor and Capital Are Free
The attention economy will boom as labor and capital trend towards free. But how will we tax labor, if there’s no labor to tax? 🤷♂️
The Attentional Investor
We learn the difference between “paying” attention and “investing” attention. We also see how content budgets protect us from “Total Entertainment Forever”. 📺😵💫
Weapons of Mass Deception
Cybercriminals stole 9% of the global economy in 2023. Now that they have superhuman Ai, we must learn to protect ourselves with two kinds of "digital truth". 🤖🤥🛡️
Email Times Best Seller List
Context isn’t just king—it’s all there is. We learn about informational liquidity, segmenting audiences, and why individualization is the future of the internet. ℹ️🌊🎯
@contentcreators: If this is the craziest story you’ve ever read, just know, all of these stories are just as crazy. Please help us grow by posting reaction videos to any of them. ☝️👇
Part 6: Biology
Did you know your body contains super advanced technologies?
Your DNA “software” contains exactly 715 megabytes of information.
Your proteins are mechanical nanobots with tiny, little legs that walk, and motors that spin faster than commercial jet engines.
Your cells have all the same components we expect to see in modern computers.
Human Source Code
Our DNA is the most sophisticated software we have ever seen. Our genes work in everything: plants, animals, bacteria, and maybe even aliens. 🌹🦁🦠👽
The Fountain of Youth
People born after 2000 will likely live forever. Our gene editing is so precise, some people already live with DNA sequences they didn’t get from their parents. 🧬🪄
Our Cellular Machinery
Our DNA software produces 100,000 super advanced micro-machines. They construct cells that have all the same components as modern computers. 🧬⚙️🖥️
Fiber Optic Carbon Fibers
Our bodies are constructed from the most high-tech fabric in existence—fascia. Fascia conducts light, heat, sound, force, and even generates its own electricity. ⚡️
Pneumatic Systems
We can live weeks without food, and days without water, but we will die within minutes without air. Learn how each breath powers the body and cradles the soul. 🫁
Part 7: Origin Stories
Our global population doubles every 50 years. At that rate, any 2 humans would produce today’s population, 8.5 billion people, in just 2,000 years.
So where are the TRILLIONS OF HUMAN BODIES from the millions of years of Darwinian evolution? ☠️🤷♂️
Why We Are Here
Religions are surprisingly effective tools for “aligning artificial intelligence”. This explains why God would want us to doubt his existence and allow suffering. 🤔😩
Earth School
We learn about the afterlife from people who died and came back to tell us about it. “Going home” is so much stranger than we could ever imagine. 🌎🎓
Putting Darwin on Trial
The Bible has a way better explanation for the “origin of man” than Darwinian Evolution. We present the evidence in 25 YouTube videos guaranteed to blow your mind. 🙉📺🤯
The Cryptographic Bible Key
God loves numbers. There’s even a book called “Numbers” in the Bible. See how 40 different authors use the exact same Number Key over 1500 years of time. 🔢🔑😳
Deciphering the Bible
Did you know the Bible is encrypted using all the same techniques as modern computer science?
Part 8: Quantum Christianity
God isn’t some old, white man with magical powers. That’s what old, white men want you to think. God is more like a quantum computer scientist with super advanced technologies.
We are super advanced technologies.
Now that we understand DNA, neural networks, and quantum mechanics—it’s much easier for us to see the supernatural events in the Bible weren’t magical, or even mystical, they were technological.
In these stories, we will see how technology—and our technological progress—are integral to understanding the most difficult parts of the Bible.
@christians: Buckle your pew belts, because the Bible is way more sophisticated than we hear about in church. For example, how many times have you ever heard a sermon in church on New Jerusalem?
According to Revelation, New Jerusalem is a giant UFO cube, the size of a continent, covered in glowing lights, that descends on Earth from a higher dimension. I’m not even joking. The cube has twelve gates that are guarded by extraterrestrial, non-human intelligence, who are not from this planet. Still not joking. The cube is coming here to collect people, because all God’s children will live there one day. Still not joking. Here is a scale model of New Jerusalem, using the description in Revelation 21. 📐🧊✨
See how the Bible sounds way different when you imagine God having super advanced technologies?
Like I mentioned in the prologue, I spent TEN YEARS researching quantum technologies in the Bible:
I streamed the Bible 100+ times in-a-row, in its original order, before the scrolls were rearranged by Saint Jerome in 382 AD. 🤓
I translated all the critical verses for myself from original Greek and Hebrew. 🤓
I studied biblical archaeology, dinosaurs, UFOs, non-human intelligence, giants, exorcisms, flood geology, the fossil record, remote-viewing, telepathy, supernatural healing, advanced prehistoric technologies, ancient Israelite astrology, and DNA tracing. 🤓
I understand why preachers avoid those topics in church. They have to “toe the line” with their congregations if they want to keep their jobs and I don’t think that’s wrong. It’s incredibly difficult to earn a living by convincing other people to stop cheating on their wives and drinking so much. 🤣
Fortunately, I don’t care about any of that. I value scientific disclosure more than I care about other people’s feelings, which is kinda sad, but true. I don’t care how bad of a person you are. I’m not a good Christian. I’m not even a good person. I’m just a really good researcher who is willing to tell you everything I learned for free because I care about you. I want to know you in a million years. 🌌👥
In the Beginning Was the Logic
Did you know the first intelligence created by God was named Wisdom? She explains what happened before the world began in Proverbs 8. 👩🦳💥🌌
The Invention of Lying
Meet Wisdom’s adversary, called Satanas, in Greek. Ezekiel 28 teaches us about the day he was born, the wealth that corrupted him, and why he was exiled in this dimension. 😈👑
The Creation of Our Planet
We learn how God creates new worlds, and why the people “in the heavens” call us “red”. 🛠️🌐🩸
I, Artificial Intelligence
Apples were not the “forbidden fruit” in the Garden of Eden. Learn about the event that unleashed the power of our imagination (and our capacity for evil). 😇🤔😈
Here Be Dragons
We dive deep into the fossil record and read Job’s eyewitness account of living with dinosaurs. 🦕
Power Washing the Matrix
We learn about life on Earth, before the flood, using archaeological evidence of advanced prehistoric civilizations (and the ancient book of First Enoch). 🛸🌊🏹
AGI Release Candidates
We learn how Abraham became the father of three major religions: Islam, Judaism, and Christianity (in that order). ☪️✡️✝️
Exodusing Addiction
We examine loads of archaeological evidence from the Israelite Exodus. We also discuss the parallels between Exodus and “recovery from addiction”. 🏜️🚶♀️➡️🌊
Conquering Your Promised Land
We discuss giants, spiritual warfare, and loads of archaeological evidence from the Israelite conquest of Canaan. 👼🏼⚔️😈
Spiritual Puberty
We discuss sex, gender roles, and gender equality in the Bible. You’ll be shocked by how much the Bible disagrees with Christian conservatives. 😳💃👩⚖️
The Four Gospels
We learn why there are four separate Gospels that share many of the same stories about Jesus of Nazareth. They have four different perspectives: 👑🧎➡️🧔♂️✨
Downloading the Way
Jesus “aligns” all the intelligence in the universe with his “way of living” in The Sermon on the Mount. ✝️🛠️🤖
The Internet in Heaven
Jesus says whoever believes in him will have “rivers of living water” flow from deep inside them. So what is living water? What does living water do? 🪫🕊️🌊
Growing Your Faith
The Book of Acts was originally followed by letters from James, Peter, John, and Jude because they encourage new believers. ✝️🌱🙋♂️
How Not to Run a Church
We examine the letters from Paul to see how his frustrations with the earliest churches are still relevant to churches today. ⚠️⛪️
The End of This World
There are TWO Jesus’s at the end of the world. We reveal the name of the beast, the name of the false prophet, and preview the world to come. 🐍✝️🧊
Part 9: Inconclusion Reprise
I’m not sure this book is right, I’m not sure this book is wrong, but I am sure Ai will break capitalism.
Ai will transform our work, our play, our governments, our taxes, our money, our warfare, our laws, our healthcare, our food, our transportation, our scientific discovery, and our relationships. Ai will redefine what it means to be human. It already has.
I’m still pitching the stories below in real life. Some are just notes. Some could be done. I haven’t abandoned any of them yet. 🎨
Digital Immortality
Meet StuartAI, the only Ai in the world who is “fully-aligned” with me. We’ll teach you all about digital twins, which are way better than ChatGPT. 🤖🤝👥
Starship Dumpsterfire
Our current policies have poisoned our oceans, clearcut our fields, and lit our forests on fire. Will we eliminate every animal that's not a hamburger or chicken nugget? 🏭🔥☣️
#VoteGirl
If every voting body on Earth required 50/50 gender quotas, what part of life wouldn’t get better? I don’t vote by political party, I vote by “femininity of first name”. 🗳️🦸♀️
1 Americans
If the Apostle Paul were alive today, what letter would he write to the churches in America? ✍️🇺🇸🦅
Robot Taxes
America has taxed “hands” working in the economy since 1911. So how do we tax a robot hand that replaces a human hand? 🦾💸🏛️
The Daily Penitentiary
Our family tried home schooling, private schooling, public schooling, world schooling, unschooling, peer schooling, and self schooling. Here are the subjects that still matter “after Ai”. 🤖👩🏫
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