@Wealthy Christians
Why?
We need your money to reach new people through ads on social media. 👋
FunFreq agents target new academics, scholars, and scientists all around the world because their opinions directly influence:
our children’s education,
popular opinions in the media,
national policies, and
budgets for future scientific research. 🤓
Why invest in “Ai missionaries”?
Instead of “feet on the street”, we spread the Gospel of Jesus using the latest science and technology:
Digital videos, stories, and memes — that are easily shareable through text, email, and social media
Location-based targeting — algorithms to reach very specific audiences through ads on social media
Open-source chatbots — that speak every language.
QR codes — on merch
A full-time, human missionary needs two years to learn a local language, and they can only talk to a few hundred new people each year. At an average cost of $36k per year, that’s about $180 per “net new audience”.
In contrast, our chatbots reach new people through ads on social media for $8-10 each. Our “ai-missionaries” can talk to millions of people all at the same time, and they already speak every language.
It’s check writing time.
If you’ve ever wanted to tell your friends “the Bible is true because of math and science”, here’s your chance.
If you want to share that news with more than just your friends, please consider investing some of your annual tithe into our mission.
All of your gifts are tax-deductible.
If you would like to fund by check or wire, email us.
Donate via Zeffy (you pay the fees):
Donate via Apple Pay, Google Pay, Credit Card, Link, and Stripe (we pay the fees):
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Or upgrade to a paid Substack subscription (we pay 15-20%):
Wanna target someone else?
Our agents can target any audience, on any social platform. We can also send that web traffic to your church or chatbot instead of ours. 😉
If your “ad spend” is more than $5k:
👥 We will create a “custom audience” for you. You choose the social media platform, country, region, age, gender, ethnicity, religion, what ever. Simply “describe your audience for a chatbot team”.
📢 Our chatbots will create new content, memes, ads, hashtags, and artwork just for your audience, in their local languages.
💸 Our agents will buy strategic ads on social media to drive web traffic to the new content and chatbots.
📈 Our agents will email conversion metrics to us each month. You will receive literal conversion metrics, about actual conversion metrics within your audience.
@Family Offices
Stuart is currently building several for-profit businesses. Our foundation will receive half his equity from these projects. If any align with your strategic goals, we are (always) looking for new capital partners to help us grow these missions.
DigitalMe — “digital twin-as-a-service”. We believe everyone should have the right to their own digital twin who is “fully-aligned” with them. We even invented a new kind of CAPTCHA that doesn’t use passwords, so DigitalMe can pause our identities online, while we sleep. 😴🛡️
DarkWeb Hacker Lab — We build custom, open source, private clouds, so families can reclaim their personal data. We believe NextCloud will replace iCloud and Google for many families, so we need research budget to create an “open-source chatbot interface for NextCloud”. Eventually, everyone will need a private, rugged box, with an HDMI port, so their “fully aligned” digital twin can pop up on the nearest television. 🙋♂️☁️
VerifiedFans.ai — We create digital “look-a-like” audiences for artists and musicians, using “in real life” location data sampled during the prior two years of concerts by “similar bands on Spotify”. So we only advertise to people who have been to similar shows, which increases ad conversion by 1600%. 🚶♂️➡️🎯
Note: “In-real-life-look-a-like” technology will increase digital ad conversions in any industry. Let’s chat if you think you can “isolate your audience” using location data. The average American has their current location sold to data-brokers 747 times per day. Every day. That Includes you. 🫵