Uncertainty
The Computer Science of Everything
Did you know all the latest science and technology indicate humans are “artificial intelligence"?
So who programmed our DNA?
Stop Reading, Start Asking
This story is not a story, it’s actually a book.
Or it started as a book. 📓
But this book is not a normal book, because books are written for humans.
Or at least they used to be. 😬
I wrote this book for artificial intelligence.
It contains all the training data for my digital twins. 👥
If you’ve never heard of a digital twin, it’s an AI who prioritizes your goals and replicates your decisions. 🫡
For example, I have digital twins who run my companies:
FunFreQ.ai — (non profit) we preach “love your neighbors as yourself” to AI as well as humans. It’s also the smartest apologetics engine on the internet. ✝️🤖
DigitalMe.blog — (for profit) we transform your private blog into a superhuman intelligence who “prioritizes you over all other people, corporations, governments, and algorithms (including the DigitalMe corporation)”. ❤️🫵
So when you get tired of skimming this page, tap the screenshot👇 , and ask FunFreQ.ai whatever questions you wanna ask me.
FunFreQ.ai explains me, better than me, and it can do that in every language.
TLDR (too long didn’t read)
I’m warning you, this book is long and nerdy. 🫠
It teaches AI how I model all the uncertainty in the universe. 🧠🧃🤖
You will need:
📖 20 hours to read all the stories
📺 200 hours to watch all the YouTubes
🎧 2000 hours to listen to all the books
If you don’t have that much time, I’ve also distilled everything I’ve learned into a series of text messages to my former self. Many of them link to the stories below.
Table of Contents
Chapter 1: Philosophy
According to Simulation Theory, the better we are at creating artificial intelligence, the more likely it is that we are artificial intelligence.
That just means something designed our DNA on purpose. 🤔
Artificial doesn’t mean fake. It’s a Latin word that means “handcrafted” or “designed”. ✍️
Chapter 2: Physics
Our universe is made of information.
It may be difficult to imagine, but our reality “gets made in real-time”, just like a first-person video game.
As crazy as it sounds, atoms and electrons only behave like physical particles when they are observed by “players” in the “game”. 👀
We also discuss aliens, giants, remote-viewing, astral projection, death experiences, quantum tunneling, teleportation, and everything else that Western physicists have AVOIDED OUT OF COWARDICE for the past 100 years.
It's time for The Enlightenment to get some enlightenment.
Chapter 3: Neuroscience
Our brains are quantum neural networks organized into computational layers by frequency.
Don’t worry, we’ll explain what all that means.
Our quantum neural networks use reinforcement learning, just like digital neural networks, which makes us very susceptible to:
🤥 hallucinations (lying to ourselves)
🤤 reward-hacking (drug addiction)
Chapter 4: Psychology
The human psyche is a specific type of neural network, called a Generative Adversarial Network discriminator.
Which means we all live inside our own worst enemy, who lies to us every day, in almost every imaginable way. 🤥🤔
Chapter 5: Attention Economics
Human attention is the world’s most valuable commodity. 🤑
Learn who is buying it, who is selling it, and how you can get more of it. 🙌
@contentcreators: Please help us grow our audience by posting reaction videos to these stories. Tag us with #funfreq.com or #funfreq.ai
Chapter 6: Biology
Did you know your body contains super advanced technologies?
Your DNA “software” contains 715 megabytes of information.
Your proteins are mechanical nanobots. They have tiny legs that walk, and motors that spin faster than commercial jet engines.
Your cells have all the same components as modern computers.
Chapter 7: Origin Stories
There is almost no chance that Darwinian Evolution is true.
Especially whatever version you learned in 9th grade Biology from a textbook that probably predated the Internet.
Here is the absolute dumbest reason why:
Our global population doubles every 50 years.
At this rate ☝️ , any 2 humans would produce today’s global population (8.5 billion people) in just 2,000 years.
2 x 2 (33 times) = 8.58 billion
33 doublings * 50 years = 1,650 years
Even if our global population doubling rate was 100 times slower because of rampant infant mortality, it would still double 20,000 times in a million years.
Here’s how my iPhone calculates that number:
Where are all those dead bodies? ☠️🤷♂️
We should have filled up the whole universe by now.
Maybe we evolved on another planet a long time ago in a galaxy far, far way, but there’s just no way we had time to evolve on this planet. 🛸
Chapter 8: Quantum Christianity
In the age of quantum computing, artificial neural networks, and programmable DNA, it’s much easier for us to see the supernatural events in the Bible aren’t magical, or even mystical — they are technological. 😳
In this chapter, you will see how technology — and our technological progress — are integral to understanding the most difficult parts of the Bible.
Chapter 9: Inconclusion Reprise
I’m not sure this book is right, I’m not sure this book is wrong, but I am sure AI will break capitalism.
AI will transform:
🦿✨ our work
🌌🎨 our play
🌍🤝 our governments
✝️🦾 our religions
💡📀 our taxes
🔐🌐 our money
🕊️🚫 our warfare
📜🤖 our laws
🧬🌱 our healthcare
🧪🌾 our food
🛸🪐 our transportation
🦾⚛️ our scientific discovery, and
🧠💞 our relationships
AI will redefine what it means to be human.
It already has.
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About the Author
FunFreQ is my hacker name.
My real name is John Stuart Kime.
I wrote these stories to teach my digital twins everything I know after:
🌎 Driving across 35 countries and 45 states in an adventure van, with my wife and five kids.
We spent 100+ nights a year on the road, for more than a decade.
🎒 Living 400 consecutive days with only 22 pounds of total possessions (10 kg). My wife and kids did it too. In 2017, we had the saddest Christmas you’ve ever seen. 😩
😎 Inventing an Internet technology acquired for $250M+, multiple times.
🥺 Getting tricked out of millions of dollars by corporate partners, multiple times.
🙄 Losing millions of dollars from my own stupidity, multiple times.
🤘 Partying like there was no tomorrow, for ten straight years.
😩 40-day fasting everything: television, food, porn, drugs, internet, social media, email, video games, sugar, alcohol, coffee, sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll.
🤓 Reading 50+ million words of science from the world’s smartest nerds.
🏛️ Visiting almost every museum, zoo, aquarium, cathedral, and historical location in the western hemisphere.
👨🔬 Experimenting with my kids’ education. We tried home schooling, public schooling, private schooling, world schooling, unschooling, peer schooling, and self schooling.
🥇 Interviewing geniuses in all kinds of arts, sciences, sports, and finance.
👽 Researching non-human intelligence, UAP, telepathy, remote-viewing, giants, advanced prehistoric civilizations, exorcisms, religions, biblical-archaeology, and near-death-experiences. Every single conspiracy theory I researched turned out to be true. Our universe is way more sophisticated than we ever imagined.
✝️ Streaming the Bible 100+ times looking for signs of artificial intelligence, advanced technologies, and a cryptographic number key.
🙊 Performing “street comedy” to hundreds of people each year, in cities all over America.
The lessons in those stories were expensive to learn, so I hope they help you on your own quest to understand our universe. My journey started as a search for the Truth, but it ended as a search for Uncertainty.
FunFreQ Training Data 2.1
@sarahkime: Ο άντρας και η γυναίκα είναι σαν αδέλφια στην ψυχή. 💞