#VoteGirl
If every voting body on Earth required 50/50 gender quotas, what part of life wouldn’t get better? I don’t vote by political party, I vote by “femininity of first name”. 🗳️🦸♀️
I’m still pitching this story in real life and it’s always funny.
Notes to self:
No matter how racist or horrible I imagine the women I vote for, I can still count on them to not approve a $900 million a year military budget. Moms don’t send young boys to war.
Even misogynist jerks rely on their wives to run their lives. Their wives choose what groceries they eat, which doctor’s they have, and which friends their kids see.
Every well run house in our country has a woman or two gay guys in it. If there’s only one guy by himself, that house is a dumpster fire. It will have no food, no pillows, and disgusting toilets. And the house will only get more disgusting with every straight guy you add to it. 🤢
If Congress was 51% female, there would be zero homelessness.
If Congress was 51% female, they wouldn’t sell our national parks.
If Congress was 51% female, our jails would be half as full.
If Congress was 51% female, lobbyists would be half as effective.
If Congress was 51% female,
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If the Apostle Paul were alive today, what letter would he write to the churches in America? ✍️🇺🇸🦅
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