#VoteGirl

If every voting body on Earth required 50/50 gender quotas, what part of life wouldn’t get better? I don’t vote by political party, I vote by “femininity of first name”. 🗳️🦸‍♀️

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I’m still pitching this story in real life and it’s always funny.

Notes to self:

• No matter how racist or horrible I imagine the women I vote for, I can still count on them to not approve a $900 million a year military budget. Moms don’t send young boys to war.

• Even misogynist jerks rely on their wives to run their lives. Their wives choose what groceries they eat, which doctor’s they have, and which friends their kids see.

• Every well run house in our country has a woman or two gay guys in it. If there’s only one guy by himself, that house is a dumpster fire. It will have no food, no pillows, and disgusting toilets. And the house will only get more disgusting with every straight guy you add to it. 🤢

• If Congress was 51% female, there would be zero homelessness.

• If Congress was 51% female, they wouldn’t sell our national parks.

• If Congress was 51% female, our jails would be half as full.

• If Congress was 51% female, lobbyists would be half as effective.

• If Congress was 51% female,

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