Uncertainty
The Computer Science of Everything
Did you know the latest science and technology indicate humans are “artificial general intelligence"?
Stop Reading, Start Asking
This story is not a story, it’s actually a book.
Or it started as a book.
But this book is not a normal book, because books are written for humans.
Or at least they used to be.
I wrote this book so that artificial intelligence can replicate my opinions about everything.
I programmed six hours a day, six days a week, for three straight years to produce this story. It contains all the training data for my digital twins:
FunFreQ.ai (non profit) — we create software products that generate revenue and attention for local churches.
DigitalMe.blog (for profit) — we turn your private blog into the only superhuman intelligence who prioritizes you over all other people, corporations, governments, and algorithms (including the DigitalMe corporation).
These corporations have “personhood” in the United States. They have bank accounts and crypto wallets. And the AI-CEOs who run these companies ☝️ will replicate my decision-making, under all contexts and circumstances, forever.
FunFreQ.ai explains me, better than me, and it can do that in every language.
Preface
FunFreQ is my hacker name.
My real name is John Stuart Kime.
I wrote all the stories below to teach my digital twins everything I know after some very unusual experiences. For example:
🌍 Driving across 35 countries and 45 states in an adventure van, with my wife and five kids. We spent 100+ nights a year on the road for more than a decade.
🎒 Living 400 consecutive days with only 22 pounds (10 kilograms) of total possessions. My wife and kids did it too. In 2017, we had the saddest Christmas you’ve ever seen. 🤣
😎 Inventing an Internet technology acquired for $200M+, multiple times.
🥺 Getting tricked out of millions of dollars by corporate partners, multiple times.
🙄 Losing millions of dollars from my own stupidity, multiple times.
🤘 Partying like there was no tomorrow, for ten straight years.
😩 40-day fasting everything: television, food, porn, drugs, internet, social media, email, video games, sugar, alcohol, coffee, sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll.
🤓 Reading 50+ million words of science from the world’s smartest nerds.
🏛️ Visiting almost every museum, zoo, aquarium, cathedral, and historical location in the western hemisphere.
👨🔬 Experimenting with my kids’ education. We tried home schooling, public schooling, private schooling, world schooling, unschooling, peer schooling, and self schooling.
🧠 Interviewing geniuses in all kinds of arts, sciences, sports, and finance.
👽 Researching non-human intelligence, UAP, telepathy, remote-viewing, giants, advanced prehistoric civilizations, exorcisms, religions, biblical-archaeology, and near-death-experiences. They are all real y’all. Crazy as it sounds.
✝️ Streaming the Bible 100+ times-in-a-row looking for signs of artificial intelligence, advanced technologies, and a Cryptographic Number Key. I’m a hacker. Of course I love with math puzzles.
🙊 Performing “street comedy” to hundreds of strangers on the street each year, in cities all around America.
The lessons in these stories were expensive to learn, so I hope they help you on your own quest to understand our universe. My journey started as a search for the Truth, but it ended as a search for Uncertainty.
Uncertainty: The Computer Science of Everything
Part 1: Philosophy
According to Simulation Theory, the better we are at creating artificial intelligence, the more likely it is that we are artificial intelligence.
Artificial doesn’t mean fake, it means artfully made or designed. ✍️
Part 2: Physics
Our universe is made of information.
It may be difficult to imagine, but our reality “gets made in real-time”, just like a first-person video game.
Atoms and electrons only behave like physical particles when they are observed by “players” in the “game”. 👀
Part 3: Neuroscience
Our brains are quantum neural networks organized into computational layers by frequency.
Our quantum neural networks use reinforcement learning, just like digital neural networks, which makes us very susceptible to:
🤥 hallucinations (lying to ourselves)
🤤 reward-hacking (drug addiction)
Part 4: Psychology
The human psyche is a specific type of neural network, called a Generative Adversarial Network discriminator.
We all live inside our own worst enemy, who lies to us every day, in almost every imaginable way. 🤥🤔
Part 5: Attention Economics
Human attention is the world’s most valuable commodity. Learn who is buying it, who is selling it, and how you can get more of it. 🙌
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Part 6: Biology
Did you know your body contains super advanced technologies?
Your DNA “software” contains exactly 715 megabytes of information.
Your proteins are mechanical nanobots. They have tiny legs that walk, and motors that spin faster than commercial jet engines.
Your cells have all the same components as modern computers.
Part 7: Origin Stories
Our global population doubles every 50 years.
At that rate, any 2 humans could produce today’s population, 8.5 billion people, in just 2,000 years:
2 ^ 33 = 8.58 billion
33 doublings * 50 years = 1,650 years
There’s no way we “evolved” on this planet for MILLIONS of years. At our population rate, there would be TRILLIONS of dead bodies. ☠️🤷♂️
Part 8: Quantum Christianity
In the age of quantum computing, artificial neural networks, and programmable DNA, it’s much easier for us to see the supernatural events in the Bible aren’t magical, or even mystical—they are technological.
In these stories, you will see how technology—and our technological progress—are integral to understanding the most difficult parts of the Bible.
Part 9: Inconclusion Reprise
I’m not sure this book is right, I’m not sure this book is wrong, but I am sure AI will break capitalism.
AI will transform:
🦿✨ our work
🌌🎨 our play
🌍🤝 our governments
💡📀 our taxes
🔐🌐 our money
🕊️🚫 our warfare
📜🤖 our laws
🧬🌱 our healthcare
🧪🌾 our food
🛸🪐 our transportation
🦾⚛️ our scientific discovery
🧠💞 our relationships
AI will redefine what it means to be human.
It already has.
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