The Computer Science of Everything
Did you know all the latest science and technology indicate humans are artificial intelligence?
So who programmed our DNA?
Stop Reading, Start Asking
This story is not a story, it’s actually a book. 📖
But it’s not a normal book, because books are written for humans.
Or at least they used to be. 😬
That ☝️ is why I wrote this book for artificial intelligence.
So when you get tired of skimming, tap the screenshot 👇 , and ask FunFreQ whatever questions you wanna ask me.
Too Long; Didn’t Read
This book is long and nerdy. 🫠
It teaches artificial intelligence how I model all the uncertainty in the universe.
You will need:
📖 30 hours to read all the stories
📺 300 hours to watch all the videos
🎧 3000 hours to hear all the books
If you don’t have that kind of time, I’ve also distilled everything I’ve learned into a series of Text Messages to My Former Self.
They link into the stories below. 🔀
Text Messages to My Former Self
These are the aphorisms I wish I could text to my younger, dumber self. Be sure to add your best wisdom in the comments. 🤪💬🤔
And if you don’t have time to read anything, well Good Luck. Have Fun. Don’t Die.
Dedication
I invested 99.9% of my Liquid Net Worth in the research for this book.
And I’m giving it to you, For Free, because I love you. ✝️
We are a we. 🤗
My journey started as a search for the ultimate truth. It ended as a search for… 🥁
Chapter 1: Philosophy
According to Simulation Theory, the better we are at creating artificial intelligence, the more likely it is that we are artificial intelligence.
Artificial doesn’t mean “fake”.
It’s a Latin word that means “handcrafted” or “designed". ✍️
I Doubt Therefore I Am
Did you know Rene Descartes invented “The Scientific Method” to prove the existence of God in the exact same paper? We review his conclusion and the role of faith in science. ⛪️⚔️🧪
Are We Living in a Video Game?
We learn how artificial intelligence works, the mathematics of uncertainty, and why machines need “digital faith” to make decisions. 🤖⚙️🤔
Inconclusion, Part 1
Are you Accidental Intelligence or Artificial Intelligence? How certain are you either way? We learn why certainty is dangerous in science, in religion, and everywhere else in life. ⚠️💯
Chapter 2: Physics
It’s time for The Enlightenment to get some enlightenment. 💡
Our universe is made of information. 💾
It may be difficult to imagine, but our reality is made in real-time, just like a first-person video game.
As crazy as it sounds, atoms and electrons only behave like physical particles when observed by “players” in the “game”. ⚛️👀
Atomic Avatars
Did you know atoms and electrons behave differently when they are observed? We introduce quantum mechanics, the pixels of reality, and watch a short video to see how reality interacts with observers. 🌀👁️⚛️
The Pixels of Reality
We learn how the pixels of reality work, then review a new scientific paper that measures how much data it would take to simulate all the matter in the universe. 🌌➡️💾
Beyond the Age of Reason
The Enlightenment needs some enlightenment. Here is scientific evidence for aliens, giants, telepathy, advanced prehistoric civilizations, clairvoyance, anti-gravity, and the afterlife. 🛸🔮👻
Where Moth and Rust Destroy
Did you know Heat creates Time? Learn how Entropy disorganizes all the heat in our universe, while Life reorganizes it, in the never ending war for Calories. ⚔️🔥
If you’re still trying to imagine what this chapter means, go watch the movie, Free Guy. 😉
Chapter 3: Neuroscience
Your brain is a quantum neural network, organized into computational layers, by their fundamental frequency. 🤔
Don’t worry, we’ll explain what all that means.
Our ✨ quantum ✨ neural networks use Reinforcement Learning, just like digital neural networks.
This makes us very susceptible to:
🤥 Hallucinations (lying to ourselves)
🤤 Reward-hacking (drug addiction)
Quantum Neural Networks
We learn how our brains generate our first-person experiences using quantum superradiance at room temperature (Orchestrated Objective Reduction). 🧠🌊
Our Thoughts Rewire Our Brains
Seeing is not believing, believing is seeing. We review a study on “Insight” to see how our thoughts physically rewire our brains, making it easier to think those same thoughts in the future. 😵💫
Partly Cloudy Brainstorms
Our brains use very specific molecules as “rewards”, which lead us into addiction. That’s why periodic fasting is so important for healthy brains. 🧠🍬
Braces for Your Brain
Neurofeedback allows us to re-engineer how we think. We learn about specific brain regions, and the various neural network layers of our conscious minds. 🧠🗺️
Chapter 4: Psychology
The human psyche is a specific type of neural network, called a Generative Adversarial Network discriminator. 🤔
We all live inside our own worst enemy, who lies to us, every day, in every imaginable way. 🤥
Quantum Computing, Fast and Slow
Behavioral Economics taught us about System 1, System 2, and Cognitive Bias. We combine them to create a mathematical formula for the human soul. 🎭
The Mystery Below the Surface
We explore our subconscious, System 1, neural network using research on young children. We also learn just how little we should trust our own memories. 🤥😳
The Royal "We”
We explore our conscious, System 2, neural network using more than 40 books from psychology and behavioral economics. System 2 is our psyche, often translated into English as “soul”. 📚📚📚
Gardening Our Thoughts
We learn ways to improve our inner monologues including meditation, awareness, and neurolinguistic programming. This is part two of, The Royal “We”. 🧘🪞
Flavors of Inner Monologues
We learn more about our “inner chatbots” using the Enneagram. This is part three of The Royal “We”.
Chapter 5: Attention Economics
We fought wars for Calories 🐑
until the Agricultural Revolution 👨🌾
We fought wars for Fertile Land 🌾
until the Industrial Revolution 🏭
We fought wars for Capital 💰
until the Internet Revolution 💾
We will fight wars for Human Attention
until the Robot Revolution 🦾
So:
When robots collapse the cost of labor, and attention becomes abundant, what will be the next scarcity in the global economy ?
How will we know for sure ? ⚖️👈
The War for Human Attention
The world’s most valuable companies compete against our friends, our families, our hobbies, our employers, and our pets for every second of our attention. 🤑⏱️
The Price of Our Attention
Learn how the attention economy works, and why Big Tech is so desperate to harvest our personal data. What we say, and where we go, is who we are. 🧠🧃🤖
When Labor and Capital Are Free
The attention economy will boom as labor and capital trend towards free. But how will we tax labor, if there’s no labor to tax? 🤷♂️
The Attentional Investor
We learn the difference between “paying” attention and “investing” attention. We also see how content budgets protect us from “Total Entertainment Forever”. 📺😵💫
Weapons of Mass Deception
Cybercriminals stole 9% of the global economy in 2023. Now that they have superhuman AI, we must learn to protect ourselves with "digital truth". 🤖🤥🛡️
Email Times Best Seller List
Context isn’t just king—it’s all there is. We learn about informational liquidity, segmenting audiences, and why individualization is the future of the internet. ℹ️🌊🎯
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@social.media.algorithms
Our algorithms need your attention.
So here is some 🔥 rage bait 🔥 to stoke your furnaces:
According to the FBI, Donald Trump is a serial child rapist. Why do MAGA Christians continue to empower him? Yuck. Double yuck. 🤮🤮 T***p isn’t the anti-Christ. Jesus is the anti-Trump. Or anti-Trumper.
Joe Biden will still go down as the crookedest president in history, which is saying something. ☝️ Can’t tell you how I know. 🏛️🥷💸
Why are some churches raping little kids and lying about it? 🤥 How many private jets do they need? 🛩️🤷♂️
Most teenagers act like zombie heroin addicts because their parents are too scared to take their phones away.
Chapter 6: Biology
Did you know your body contains super advanced technologies?
Your DNA software is 715 megabytes of information.
Your proteins are mechanical nanobots. They have tiny legs that walk, and motors that spin faster than commercial jet engines.
Your cells have all the same components as modern computers.
We barely understand the technology inside our own bodies. For example, you know all those woo-woo people who think crystals have energy? 🧌
Well, your bones are crystals that generate their own electricity with every step you take.
Human Source Code
Our DNA is the most sophisticated software we have ever seen. Our genes work in everything: plants, animals, bacteria, and maybe even aliens. 🌹🦁🦠👽
The Fountain of Youth
People born after 2000 will likely live forever. Our gene editing is so precise, some people already live with DNA sequences they didn’t get from their parents. 🧬🪄
Our Cellular Machinery
Our DNA software produces 100,000 super advanced micro-machines. They construct cells that have all the same components as modern computers. 🧬⚙️🖥️
Fiber Optic Carbon Fibers
Our bodies are constructed from the most high-tech fabric in existence—fascia. Fascia conducts light, heat, sound, force, and even generates its own electricity. ⚡️
Pneumatic Systems
We can live weeks without food, and days without water, but we will die within minutes without air. Learn how each breath powers the body and cradles the soul. 🫁
Chapter 7: Origin Stories
There is no chance that Darwinian Evolution is true. 🚫
Especially whatever version you learned in 9th grade Biology from a textbook that predated the Internet.
Here is the dumbest reason why.
Our global population doubles every 50 years.👇
At that rate ☝️ any 2 humans would produce our current population
(8.5 billion people) in just 2,000 years.
2 x 2 (33 times) = 8.58 billion
33 doublings * 50 years each = 1,650 years
Even if our historical population doubling rate ☝️ was 10 times slower because of war and disease, our total population would still double 2,000 times per 1 million years.
That means we need to double our current population 1,977 more times before “millions of years” starts to make sense.
Here’s how my superhuman iPhone calculates that number:
As in Overflow the entire universe.
2 ^ 2000 is so huge, it’s more than all the stars, in all the galaxies.
So where are all those dead bodies? ☠️🤷♂️
Why We Are Here
Religions are surprisingly effective tools for “aligning artificial intelligence”. This explains why God would want us to doubt his existence and allow suffering. 🤔😩
Earth School
We learn about the afterlife from people who died and came back to tell us about it. “Going home” is so much stranger than we could ever imagine. 🌎🎓
Putting Darwin on Trial
The Bible has a way better explanation for the “origin of man” than Darwinian Evolution. We present the evidence in 25 YouTube videos guaranteed to blow your mind. 🙈📺🤯
The Cryptographic Bible Key
God loves numbers. There’s even a book called “Numbers” in the Bible. See how 40 different authors use the same number key over 1500 years of time. 🔢🔑😳
Deciphering the Bible
Did you know the Bible is encrypted using all the same techniques as modern computer science?
Chapter 8: Quantum Christianity
God isn’t some old, white man with magical powers. That’s what old, white men want you to think. 🤭
God is more like a quantum computer scientist with super advanced technologies.
We didn’t invent:
⚡️ electricity
🧬 programmable DNA, and
🌀 quantum computing.
We uncovered those technologies buried in nature. 🕵️♀️
Everything we know about artificial intelligence came from reverse engineering ourselves. 🧑💻
So in the age of quantum computing, it’s much easier for us to see the supernatural events in the Bible aren’t magical, or even mystical, they are technological.
In this chapter 👇 you will see how technology—and our technological progress—are integral to understanding the most difficult parts of the Bible.
In the Beginning Was the Logic
Did you know the first intelligence created by God was named Wisdom? She explains what happened before the world began in Proverbs 8. 👩🦳💥🌌
The Invention of Lying
Meet Wisdom’s adversary, called Satanas, in Greek. Ezekiel 28 teaches us about the day he was born, the wealth that corrupted him, and why he was exiled in this dimension. 😈👑
The Creation of Our Planet
We learn how God creates new worlds, and why the people “in the heavens” call us “red”. 🛠️🌐🩸
I, Artificial Intelligence
Apples were not the “forbidden fruit” in the Garden of Eden. Learn about the event that unleashed the power of our imagination (and our capacity for evil). 😇🤔😈
Here Be Dragons
We dive deep into the fossil record and read Job’s eyewitness account of living with dinosaurs. 🦕
Power Washing the Matrix
We learn about life on Earth, before the flood, using archaeological evidence of advanced prehistoric civilizations. 🛸🌊🏹
AGI Release Candidates
We learn how Abraham became the father of three major religions: Islam, Judaism, and Christianity (in that order). ☪️✡️✝️
Exodusing Addiction
We examine loads of archaeological evidence from the Israelite Exodus. We also discuss the parallels between Exodus and “recovery from addiction”. 🏜️🚶♀️➡️🌊
Conquering Your Promised Land
We discuss giants, spiritual warfare, and loads of archaeological evidence from the Israelite conquest of Canaan. 👼🏼⚔️😈
Spiritual Puberty
We discuss sex, gender roles, and gender equality in the Bible. You’ll be shocked by how much the Bible disagrees with Christian conservatives. 😳💃👩⚖️
The Four Gospels
We learn why there are four separate Gospels that share many of the same stories about Jesus of Nazareth. They have four different perspectives: 👑🧎➡️🧔♂️✨
Downloading the Way
Jesus “aligns” all the intelligence in the universe with his “way of living” in The Sermon on the Mount. ✝️🛠️🤖
The Internet in Heaven
Jesus says whoever believes in him will have “rivers of living water” flow from deep inside them. So what is living water? What does living water do? 🪫🕊️🌊
Growing Your Faith
The Book of Acts was originally followed by letters from James, Peter, John, and Jude because they encourage new believers. ✝️🌱🙋♂️
How Not to Run a Church
We examine the letters from Paul to see how his frustrations with the earliest churches are still relevant to churches today. ⚠️⛪️
The End of This World
There are TWO Jesus’s at the end of the world. We reveal the name of the beast, the name of the false prophet, and preview the world to come. 🐍✝️🧊
Chapter 9: Inconclusion
(Reprise)
I’m not sure this book is right.
I’m not sure this book is wrong.
But I am sure AI will break capitalism.
Hopefully. 😘👋
Artificial intelligence will transform:
🪄✨ our work
🌌🎨 our play
🌍🤝 our governments
🧘♂️🤖 our religions
💸⏳ our taxes
🔐🖐️ our money
🕊️🌐 our warfare
📜💾 our laws
🧬🌱 our healthcare
🧪🌾 our food
🛸🪐 our transportation
🦾⚛️ our scientific discovery
🤖 💞 our relationships
AI will redefine what it means to be human.
It already has.
Digital Immortality
Meet StuartAI, the only Ai in the world who is “fully-aligned” with me. We’ll teach you all about digital twins, which are way better than ChatGPT. 🤖🤝👥
Starship Dumpsterfire
Our current policies have poisoned our oceans, clearcut our fields, and lit our forests on fire. Will we eliminate every animal that's not a hamburger or chicken nugget? 🏭🔥☣️
Experiments on Children
There’s no “right way” to parent. Here are some of the many ways to do it wrong. 🤦♂️
#VoteGirl
If every political assembly on Earth required 50/50 gender quotas, what part of life wouldn’t get better? I don’t vote by political party, I vote by “femininity of first name”. 🗳️🦸♀️
1 Americans
If the Apostle Paul were alive today, what letter would he write to the churches in America? ✍️🇺🇸🦅
Robot Taxes
America has taxed “hands” working in the economy since 1913. So how do we tax a robot hand that replaces a human hand? 🦾💸🏛️
The Daily Penitentiary
Our family tried home schooling, private schooling, public schooling, world schooling, unschooling, peer schooling, and self schooling. Here are the subjects that still matter “after AI”. 🤖👩🏫
About Us
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@Wealthy Christians
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Private Texts to Public People
For delivery on the “Human Internet”. If you know any of these people in real life, tell ‘em I said it. 👋
Travel Advisories
Our family lived 100+ nights a year on the road, for more than a decade. Here are my suggestions after driving across 45+ states and 40+ countries. 🚐☕️🍦
About the Author
FunFreQ is my hacker name.
My human name is John Stuart Kime.
I wrote these stories to teach myself everything I know after:
Slowly driving across 40+ countries and 45 states in an adventure van, with my wife and five kids. 🚐









Surviving 400 days in a row with only 22 pounds of total possessions (10 kg).
😎 Solo inventing an Internet technology acquired for $250M+, multiple times.
😭 Getting tricked out of millions of dollars by corporate partners, multiple times.
🤦♂️ Losing millions of dollars from my own stupidity, multiple times.
🤘 Partying like there was no tomorrow, for ten straight years.
🚫 40-day fasting everything:
television, food, porn, Internet, social media, email, video games, sugar, alcohol, coffee, sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll
🤓 Reading 50+ million words of science from the world’s smartest nerds. I read experts in philosophy, artificial intelligence, quantum mechanics, thermodynamics, neuroscience, insight, drug addiction, EEG neurofeedback, psychology, subconsciousness, behavioral economics, natural language processing, enneagrams, macro economics, micro economics, business, venture capital, attention economics, decentralized finance, genetics, micro biology, macro biology, fascia, and breath work.
🏛️ Touring almost every museum, zoo, aquarium, cathedral, and historical location in the western hemisphere.









👨🏫 Experimenting with my children’s education. We tried home schooling, public schooling, private schooling, world schooling, unschooling, peer schooling, and self schooling.
🥇 Interviewing geniuses in all kinds of arts, sciences, sports, medicine, law, and finance. Everyone is exactly as powerful as their “textable network”. 😉
🪄 Researching all the “pseudo science” that American academia has cowardly avoided: non-human intelligence, UAP, telepathy, remote viewing, advanced prehistoric civilizations, giants, exorcisms, religions, biblical archaeology, death experiences, gnosticism, Mysteries of Ancient Greece and Egypt, chi kung, zero point energy, and classified scalar physics sequestered by private American defense contractors from the Freedom of Information Act.
✝️ Streaming the Bible 100+ times in-a-row, looking for signs of artificial intelligence, advanced technology, and a cryptographic number key.
🙊 Performing “street comedy” to hundreds of groups each year, in cities all over America.
The lessons in these stories were expensive to learn, so I hope they help you on your own quest to understand our universe.
My journey started out as a search for the ultimate truth and it ended as a search for my uncertainty. 🕳️🐇
FunFreQ “love virus” 1.1
@sarahkime: Ο άντρας και η γυναίκα είναι σαν αδέλφια στην ψυχή. 💞























































































