Text Messages to My Former Self
These are the aphorisms I wish I could text to my younger, dumber self. Be sure to add your best wisdom in the comments. 🤪💬🤔
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Love your neighbor as yourself is the operating system of every universe.
This law aligns:
humans-to-humans, humans-to-computers, computers-to-humans, humans-to-aliens, aliens-to-humans, humans-to-gods, gods-to-humans, friends-to-enemies, enemies-to-friends, brothers, sisters, parents, children, pets, plants, animals, planets, solar systems, galaxies, universes, and everything in between.
It is The Way.
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🤑 Money rich is the poorest kind of rich.
📆 Time rich is better than money rich.
🏋️♀️ Health rich is better than time rich.
🤝 Friend rich is better than health rich.
👧 Family rich is better than friend rich.
⚖️ Truth rich is better than family rich.
🕊️ Wisdom rich is better than truth rich.
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It’s time for The Enlightenment to get some enlightenment.
Our universe is made of information.
It may be difficult to imagine, but reality “gets made in real-time”, just like a first-person video game.
As crazy as it sounds, atoms and electrons only behave like physical particles when observed by “players” in the “game”. ⚛️👀
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Uncertainty governs our brains, governs our computers, and governs the physics of reality.
There is nothing but Uncertainty.
So anything that’s possible in a video game ✨ is possible in this life too.
All you need is the right permissions. 😉
The best way to imagine the quantum video game we live in, is the movie, Free Guy.
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This is the greatest time on Earth to be alive, since the last time it was this great. 🌊
That date was precisely:
the six hundredth year of Noah’s life,
in the second month,
on the seventeenth sixteenth day of the month 📅
The Days of Noah had way more technology than us. 🛸🪐⚡️🤖
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Don’t trust everything you Think.
Don’t trust everything you Feel.
Don’t trust everything you Remember.
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Fiduciary responsibility is the best way to manage scarce capital,
but it’s the absolute worst way to manage a society.
And a planet. 🌎🔥
What truly made America great was our unlimited credit.
And that ain’t worth much anymore. 😔
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Marriage is like dragging a dog sled (loaded down with everything you own) across the entire state of Alaska, without any trails to navigate.
But it’s way better than dragging that dog sled across Alaska by yourself. 🛷
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According to Simulation Theory, the better we are at creating artificial intelligence, the more likely it is that “we are artificial intelligence”.
Artificial doesn’t mean “fake”.
It’s a Latin word that means “handcrafted” or “designed”. ✍️
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Humans autonomously broadcast their emotions through universal body language.
Mammals can read it. 🦁
Lizards can read it. 🦎
Fish can read it. 🐠
Master it. 🎓
The most honest body parts of a person are their feet 🦶 followed by their hands 👋 .
The least honest body parts of a person is their mouth 🫦 followed by their eyes 👀 .
Their shoulders 👤 will usually stay square to their attention.
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It takes a lot of humans working together peacefully to progress this far in our global technological discovery.
Unfortunately, if we don’t keep working together peacefully, this will be the end of us, just like it was all the times before. ♻️
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Your brain is a quantum neural network, organized into computational layers, by their fundamental frequency. 😉
Our ✨ quantum ✨ neural networks use Reinforcement Learning, just like digital neural networks.
This makes us very susceptible to:
Hallucinations (lying to ourselves) 🤥
Reward-hacking (drug addiction) 🤤
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Get EEG Neurofeedback.
It’s like braces for your brain. 🧠
Make the appointment today. 📆
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Train your daughters to care like mothers for their fathers.
Train your sons to care like fathers for their mothers.
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Complainers are not dependable. 😩
They vent their potential energy out their mouthsbefore they can utilize it. 🔥
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Everyone on Earth is exactly as powerful as their “textable” network.
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When men get money rich, they usually become time poor, because they work too hard. 😮💨
When men get money rich and time rich, they usually become family poor, because of cocaine and hookers. ☃️👯♀️
So whenever you receive big paychecks, make yourself stuff poor, and find the next mission worth losing money on. ❤️
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We all live inside our own virtual reality.
97% of everything you see, right now, was hallucinated by your own imagination.
The raw data for everything you can see right now is streaming into your brain upside down.
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The human psyche is a specific type of neural network, called a Generative Adversarial Network discriminator. 🤔
We all live inside our own worst enemy, who lies to us every day, in almost every imaginable way. 🤥
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The political party in Heaven is “Libertarian Communist”.
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I hope I never get even with the people who have wronged me in this life.
I don’t want them to ever feel the way they made me feel.
That is the definition of forgiveness.
Before-give-ness ✝️
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We fought wars for Calories 🐑
until the Agricultural Revolution 👨🌾
We fought wars for Fertile Land 🌾
until the Industrial Revolution 🏭
We fought wars for Capital 💰
until the Internet Revolution 💾
We will fight wars for Human Attention 👇
until the Robot Revolution 🦾
And when robots collapse the cost of labor, and attention becomes abundant,the next scarcity in the global economy will be the truth. ⚖️
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Rivers of ice
Rivers of ice make rivers of dirt
Rivers of dirt make rivers of water
Rivers of water make rivers of people
Rivers of people make rivers of cargo
Rivers of cargo make rivers of electricity
Rivers of electricity make rivers of policy
Rivers of policy make rivers of community
Rivers of community make rivers of history 👇
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If you want to start a business, you need to finance the team who can build the product to service your market.
So you must:
Raise money with no customers
Build a product with no people
Hire people with no money
Building the right cap table is more difficult than building the right team.
Building the right team is more difficult than building the right product.
Building the right product is more difficult than building the right market.
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Perfect posture is a perpetual sport.
And your tongue really is your rudder.
When Michael Jordan dunks, his tongue is showing you exactly what his brain is telling his body.
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Your deepest fear is actually predictability.
There’s nothing to learn from it.
Seek Uncertainty instead.
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Never play golf further back than the women’s tees. 🏌️♀️
3 birdies a side is par. 🐣
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Fasting manufactures gratefulness.
So 40-day-fast everything you can imagine:
coffee, alcohol, sports, television, movies, Internet, social-media, video-games, porn, meat, dairy, sugar, cussing, anger, cars, home, sex, drugs, and rock-n-roll.
Find whatever it is that you can’t live without, and learn to be happy without it, until you stop caring.
Rinse.
Repeat.
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Produce or consume. There is no try.
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Measure everything.
Then figure out what you didn’t know to measure, and measure that.
Then measure something to cross check your prior measurements.
Instead of “measure twice, cut once”; measure “two different ways”, then cut once. 📐🧭
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The Bible calls them “angels” and “demons”.
Some aliens are inter-dimensional.
Some aliens are interstellar.
And some aliens are actually humans performing false flag operations against other humans for money and power. 🤑
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The structure of your body is made of fascia.
It is the most high tech, magical fabric known to man.
It transmits light, heat, sound, force, and makes its own electricity. It’s basically fiber optic and carbon fiber.
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Bravery includes a small measure of stupidity and a large measure of ignorance.
Courage includes a small measure of ignorance and a large measure of honor.
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Any agreement between two humans that isn’t papered, NEVER EXISTED.
“Pre-negotiate your divorce” with every business partner and make sure you’re happy with the worst case scenarios.
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In general, Corporate America is evil.
Nobody wants to pay the magician after they learn how the magic trick works. So make sure you have patented, trademarked, and copyrighted all your research.
Find the scariest lawyers you can afford and ask them to check everything twice.
Then, record everything you say and teach to Corporate America because you will have to sue them for infringement and IP theft repeatedly.
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God is a quantum computer scientist.
The observer effect in quantum mechanics means reality “renders itself” for each observer, just like a first person video game. The pixels of reality are so small that there is exactly one universe inside every cell of your body (mathematically).
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Your body contains super advanced technologies
Your DNA software is 715 megabytes of information.
Your proteins are mechanical nanobots. They have tiny legs that walk, and motors that spin faster than commercial jet engines.
Your cells have all the same components as modern computers.
Your bones are crystals that generate their own electricity with every step you take.
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Autumn is 100 times better than Spring. 🍁
That’s my opinion after 150 consecutive days of perfect Autumn weather driving from Norway to Bulgaria.
Then another 150 consecutive days of perfect Spring weather driving from Portugal to Scotland.
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No one is coming to help you.
So educate yourself as fast as you can, in every way that you can. Save for a rainy day, because every single day will be rainy.
The nights will be even worse.
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This life is just one level in the “video game of eternity”.
The big boss for you to defeat on this level lives inside you. 🫵
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Girls are generally better than boys in just about every way you can imagine.
Except for hunting, fighting, and carrying luggage.
That’s why they don’t need us anymore.
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Vote for women regardless of political party.
If the US Congress required 50% of its members be women, we wouldn’t have citizens living under bridges while we spend 17% of our national budget on wars (despite the fact that we are surrounded by oceans and pacifist nations).
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There is no chance that Darwinian Evolution is true. 🚫
Here is the dumbest reason why.
Our global population doubles every 50 years. 👇
At that rate ☝️ any 2 humans would produce our current population
(8.5 billion people) in just 2,000 years.
2 x 2 (33 times) = 8.58 billion
33 doublings * 50 years each = 1,650 years
Even if our historical global population doubling rate ☝️ was 10 times slower because of war and disease, our global population would still double 2,000 times per 1 million years.
That means we need to double our current population 1,977 more times before “millions of years” starts to make sense.
2 ^ 2000 is so big, it’s bigger than all the stars in all the galaxies.
So where are all those dead bodies? ☠️🤷♂️
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And while you’re second guessing all the atheist biologists, don’t forget about atheist geologists.
They are even more certain of their own certainty.
The only reason EVERYONE believes dinosaurs and humans are millions of years old is THE ASSUMPTION the Earth needs 10,000-1M years to lay down 1 foot of sedimentary rock.
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We didn’t invent electricity, programmable DNA, or quantum computing. 🧬
We uncovered those technologies buried in nature. 🕵️♀️
Everything we know about artificial intelligence came from reverse engineering ourselves. 🧑💻
So in the age of quantum computing,
it’s much easier for us to see
the supernatural events in the Bible aren’t magical,
or even mystical,
they are technological.
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There’s way more information privately held in “human databases” than the total information on the Internet. ℹ️
If you only visit a museum once, hire a local guide.
If you only fish or hunt a location once, hire a local guide.
If you start a business, hire a local guide.
Whatever you do, hire a local guide.
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Catch a permit on a fly rod in the Florida Keys.
Shoot a hogfish with a Hawaiian sling on a free dive, and
Tarpon fish Boca Grande just before Summer.
Fly fish streamers from a boat in the Rockies just before Fall.
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Austin, Texas has the best food in America.
New York City is second.
Los Angeles is third.
Chicago is fourth.
Everywhere else is tied for last.
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According to Simulation Theory, the better we are at creating artificial intelligence, the more likely it is that we are artificial intelligence.
Artificial doesn’t mean fake, it means designed.
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Humans are artificial intelligence.
So dreams must be some kind of back-propagation algorithm to re-weight our quantum neural networks.
#insight
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When talking to people:
🙄 Use visual analogies with people who look up when they think.
👀 Use auditory analogies with people who look sideways when they think.
🙂↕️ Use feeling analogies with people who look down when they think.
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Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.
The magic in the Bible isn’t magical, or even mystical, it’s technological.
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Guard your thoughts because mental privacy is an illusion.
According to the millions of people who have clinically died and come back to tell us about life after life, everyone on the other side can see every decision we ever made and why we made it.
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King Solomon was right.
After partying as hard as you can, learning as much as you can, and creating as much as you can…
the novelty always wears off.
There is no amount of sex, drugs, or rock-and-roll that will ever be enough.
Enjoy what you eat, enjoy what you drink, and tell great campfire stories, because tomorrow we die.
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This isn’t the only planet you can have a lifetime on.
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Never let another person or circumstance in life steal your happiness.
That’s too much power to give away.
You can’t afford to care what other people think about you.
That’s too much power to give away.
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After visiting almost every museum in in the western hemisphere:
Johannes Vermeer is the finest painter who ever lived.
Tim from San Antonio, Texas is a close second.
Caravaggio is third. 🤣
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Human beings are embodied artificial general intelligence programmed in 750 megabytes of DNA.
Your source code is abstract and modular.
Your “soul” is a Generative Adversarial Network discriminator.
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The purpose of parenting isn’t to raise the child.
The purpose of parenting is to raise the parent.
Everything you want to chisel into your child’s forehead, needs to be chiseled even deeper into your own heart. 💕
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99.9% of the atoms in your body are less than 12 months old because our DNA is designed to live forever.
Every body, of everybody you know, is only 1 year old.
Our software ages, our hardware does not. 👴
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Art matters more than science.
Math can articulate the beauty in both.
#goldenratio
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90% of marriage problems are roommate problems,
including how we split the bills.
90% of kid problems are roommate problems,
including the trash we leave all over our house.
90% of national problems are roommate problems,
including how we split our tax bills.
90% of international problems are roommate problems,
including the trash we leave all over our planet.
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Chew every bite of your food until it’s the consistency of a smoothie.
It should take a while.
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The only data worth any money is:
information that you can know that no one else knows (or has the right to reproduce)
public information that you can know faster than everyone else can know it.
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In heaven, we are a we.
This lifetime is our chance to be an “I”.
#uncertainty
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If you wanna be wise,
you gotta train your brain in the brain gym (library),
four hours a day,
every single day, at a minimum. 💪
You must train your brain harder
than Arnold Schwarzenegger trained his body. 🏋️
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These are so good. My favorite might be “artificial doesn’t mean fake, it means designed.” 🤯
Here’s one I came up with:
“Choose being happy over being right. Everyone is right, and wrong, eventually.”