Experiments on Children

There’s no “right way” to parent. Here’s some of the many ways to do it wrong.

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I’m still pitching this story in real life. The bits include:

• teaching my kids to fight by punching me in the face

• canceling all television and streaming services for years

• swimming in freezing water for dessert

• eating the grossest possible thing in the fridge for dessert

• having them attend a school that let them “teach”

• making them clean toilets, floors, and cars

• constraining each of them to one carry-on suitcase of total possessions for 400 straight days

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