Dinosaurs and Dragons Are Real

In this chapter, “The Computer Science of the Bible”, we are telling the stories of the Bible in the chronological order of the universe as opposed to the chronological age of the reader.

In our last story, “Spawn of the Red One”, we discussed the events in Genesis 1-5. Most people assume that Noah’s Flood in Genesis 6 occurred next in the Bible, but they are wrong. The events in the book of Job occurred before Noah’s Flood. There’s a very subtle clue in Genesis 6 that gives it away.

Genesis 6: 1 When mankind began to multiply on the earth and daughters were born to them, 2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of mankind were beautiful, and they took any they chose as wives for themselves. 3 And the Lord said, “My Spirit will not remain with mankind forever, because they are corrupt. Their days will be 120 years. 4 The Nephilim were on the earth both in those days and afterward, when the sons of God came into the daughters of mankind, who bore children to them. They were the powerful men of old, the famous men.

When was the last time you heard a sermon in church about Greek Mythology? Never.

But the Bible believes in HALF GODS. The word “Nephilim” means “mixed”. The King James Version of the Bible calls the Nephilim the “mighty men of renown” so the stories of Perseus, Heracles, Achilles, and Theseus might just be true. In the story of David and Goliath, Goliath was the last descendant of the Nephilim. There was a deeper spiritual battle going on there.

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The important clue in Genesis 6, though, is that God decided to limit the lifespan of humanity to 120 years just before the Global Flood.

The reason the events in Job had to occur before the Flood is because Job lived way longer than 120 years. Job got married and already had 10 children who reached adulthood before his trials began. Job lost everyone and everything, gained it all back again, then lived for 140 more years after that. Here’s the very last verse in the Book of Job:

Job 42: 16 Job lived 140 years after this and saw his children and their children to the fourth generation. 17 Then Job died, old and full of days.

See, Job lived before the Flood. 

What’s so fantastic about this subtle detail is that it means Job lived alongside the dinosaurs, which was less than ten thousand years ago.

Yes, you read that right.

The dinosaurs didn’t die millions of years ago. They were buried alive, all at once, less than ten thousand years ago. This is why atheist archaeologists find dinosaur bones that still have red blood cells and other soft tissue in them. Red blood cells don’t last for millions of years.

If you want to dive deeper into this topic, watch “What Does Soft Tissue in Dinosaur Bones Mean for Evolution?” from Answers in Genesis. (20 min)

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Job lived a crazy life. His world clearly had famous half-gods with mysterious extra powers. That’s crazy. But Job also lived alongside dinosaurs and dragons. Let’s listen to Job describe his world starting in Job 41.

Job 41: 12 I cannot be silent about his limbs, his power, and his graceful proportions. 13 Who can strip off his outer covering? Who can penetrate his double layer of armor? 14 Who can open his jaws, surrounded by those terrifying teeth?

How is this not a dinosaur?

15 His pride is in his rows of scales, closely sealed together. 16 One scale is so close to another that no air can pass between them. 17 They are joined to one another, so closely connected they cannot be separated. 18 His snorting flashes with light, while his eyes are like the rays of dawn. 19 Flaming torches shoot from his mouth; fiery sparks fly out! 20 Smoke billows from his nostrils as from a boiling pot or burning reeds. 21 His breath sets coals ablaze, and flames pour out of his mouth.

Okay, well, how is this not a dragon? And what’s the difference between a dragon and a dinosaur?

Isn’t a dragon just a kind of dinosaur?

22 Strength resides in his neck, and dismay dances before him. 23 The folds of his flesh are joined together, solid as metal and immovable. 24 His heart is as hard as a rock, as hard as a lower millstone!

“His heart is as hard as a lower millstone” is a poetic way of saying this animal acted like a reptile. Like, it will eat its own babies for the calories. 😁

25 When Leviathan rises, the mighty are terrified; they withdraw because of his thrashing. 26 The sword that reaches him will have no effect, nor will a spear, dart, or arrow. 27 He regards iron as straw, and bronze as rotten wood. 28 No arrow can make him flee; slingstones become like stubble to him. 29 A club is regarded as stubble, and he laughs at the sound of a javelin. 30 His undersides are jagged potsherds, spreading the mud like a threshing sledge. 31 He makes the depths seethe like a cauldron; he makes the sea like an ointment jar.

Alligators do this too. When male alligators fight to reproduce, they vibrate really quickly underwater to make the surface “seethe like a cauldron”. The water looks like it’s boiling. Alligators also release a musk to “perfume” the water. The reason we know this “leviathan” is NOT an alligator is because IT SHOOTS FIRE FROM ITS MOUTH.

The “leviathan” in Job doesn’t have wings, but you get the picture. Leviathan means dragon.

32 He leaves a shining wake behind him; one would think the deep had gray hair! 33 He has no equal on earth— a creature devoid of fear! 34 He surveys everything that is haughty; he is king over all the proud beasts.

This is the real Tyrannosaurus Rex, which literally means “King of the Scary Lizards”. The T-Rex we know is a poser—just look at its silly little arms. In contrast, this dragon in Job has “tank armor” covering its body, terrifying teeth, shoots fire from its mouth, and swims so fast it leaves a “shining wake” behind it like a motor boat. This dragon is the real King of the Scary Lizards.

Dinosaurs living alongside humans would account for the dragon myths that archaeologists discover in ancient cultures all around the world. There’s a reason for the similarity of these ancient myths—dragons were actually real. Their bones are still buried in the ground all around the world. We can easily see the “strength of their necks” and their “terrifying teeth” in museums all around the world.

The “leviathans” of Oxford University

Dragons are real. We still have armored reptiles living today with those same mating habits. We don’t have lizards that shoot flames out their mouths, but we do have bombardier beetles who shoot boiling hot liquid out their butts. The beetles have two separate glands in their abdomen that hold hydroquinone and hydrogen peroxide. When the two liquids mix, they instantly heat up.

Dragons are real. Tell your friends.


Listen to the way Job describes another dinosaur he has seen first hand in chapter 40.

Remember, the original scrolls containing the Book of Job are thousands of years older than the discovery of the first dinosaur fossil. The writer of Job had no way of knowing about these creatures without actually witnessing them before the Flood. William Buckland, the first professor of geology at Oxford University, didn’t identify the first dinosaur fossil until 1824. The writer of Job also knew the “Earth was round” a thousand years before Pythagoras, and that the circle of “the Earth was hung on nothing” long before Newton dis-covered gravity.

Job 40: 15 Look at Behemoth,     which I made along with you     and which feeds on grass like an ox. 16 What strength it has in its loins,     what power in the muscles of its belly! 17 Its tail sways like a cedar;     the sinews of its thighs are close-knit. 18 Its bones are tubes of bronze,     its limbs like rods of iron. 19 It ranks first among the works of God,     yet its Maker can approach it with his sword. 20 The hills bring it their produce,     and all the wild animals play nearby. 21 Under the lotus plants it lies,     hidden among the reeds in the marsh. 22 The lotuses conceal it in their shadow;     the poplars by the stream surround it. 23 A raging river does not alarm it;     it is secure, though the Jordan should surge against its mouth. 24 Can anyone capture it by the eyes,     or trap it and pierce its nose?

“Piercing its nose” means to domesticate it, like livestock. Job is right, nobody is domesticating this animal by piercing its nose. So which dinosaur has a tail as big as a cedar, eats plants high up on a hillside, and is not alarmed by a raging river?

Probably Brontosaurus. 

Dinosaurs and Dragons Are Real because of archaeology, geology, and computer science. I think it’s finally time we stop assuming that all the humans in antiquity were idiot cavemen for believing in things like aliens, dragons, and magic.

The magic in the Bible isn’t even magic anyway. The best technology FEELS like magic. “The Rulers”, mentioned in Genesis 1, write their quantum computing programs in DNA. Their technology is a billion years ahead of us. But at the rate we are currently turning magic into science, there will probably be a real Jurassic Park by the year 2050 where scientists bring the T-Rex back from extinction using the soft tissue in their fossils. 💯

This video, “Dr Mary Schweitzer discovers T-rex blood cells” is already 10 years old.

All Fossils Confirm a Global Flood

While we are on the topic of dinosaur fossils, It important to note that the dinosaurs, fish, insects, and trees fossilized in the ground all indicate they were buried alive by hydraulic catastrophe, all at once. This is why we find fossils:

  1. inside sedimentary rock

  2. still chewing their food,

  3. actively giving birth to their babies, and

  4. locked into fights with other animals.

The paper-thin wings of fossilized insects are still intact. The delicate little fins on fossilized fish are still intact. These animals didn’t die and then lay around without decaying for hundreds of years as the sediment slowly encased them.

If you want to dive deeper, here’s another video from Answers in Genesis, “Dinosaur Extinction: Noah's Flood or an Asteroid?” (33 mins)

Also check out, “THIS Is Why Radioactive Dating Methods Are Flawed” by Dr. Andrew Snelling. (60 mins)

The dinosaurs in Job are just another reason that the Jewish Origin Story has more explanatory power than the mysterious “Cambrian Explosion” of life. Is that really the best origin story that atheists can come up with?

How did the universe begin? Explosion.

How did life begin? Explosion.

How will life end? Explosion.

How will the universe end? Contraction, until it explodes again. 🙄

How many explosions does it take for an atheist to screw in a light bulb? 💡

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Tea and Biscuits with Satan

The book of Job has one other peculiar detail that we don’t see in any of the other books in the Bible. Here’s an example in Job chapter 1:

6 One day the sons of God came to present themselves before the Lord, and Satan also came with them. 7 The Lord asked Satan, “Where have you come from?” “From roaming through the earth,” Satan answered Him, “and walking around on it.”

8 Then the Lord said to Satan, “Have you considered My servant Job? No one else on earth is like him, a man of perfect integrity, who fears God and turns away from evil.” 9 Satan answered the Lord, “Does Job fear God for nothing? 10 Haven’t You placed a hedge around him, his household, and everything he owns? You have blessed the work of his hands, and his possessions have increased in the land. 11 But stretch out Your hand and strike everything he owns, and he will surely curse You to Your face.” 12 “Very well,” the Lord told Satan, “everything he owns is in your power. However, you must not lay a hand on Job himself.” So Satan left the Lord’s presence.

This story is astonishing.

It's cool to see that the elohim regularly present themselves to Yahweh. The Bible claims that all of us, including you, will do this at least once in our future. What’s astonishing is that Satan is free to return to Heaven and present himself with the other sons of God. God doesn’t seem threatened by Satan in this story. He doesn’t even seem angry. God simply asks Satan one of those “parenting” questions he already knows the answer to.

Satan’s response, “roaming the erets”, is alarming. The word “roaming” is the exact same word that we read in Daniel 12:4, when knowledge is “roaming to and fro” and “greatly multiplying”. So Satan roams through atomic matter and he walks around on it too.

The reason God asks Satan if he has “considered” Job is because that was the original heavenly function of Satan. Remember how Satan was born wearing the breastplate of judgment that indicated he was the High Priest? That’s because he was.

In computer science terms, think of the job of High Priest like the Head of Testing or Quality Assurance (QA). In a factory setting they may call this job, Quality Control. If that sounds weird, consider the job of head pastor in any evangelical church. What’s he trying to do? Every week, the head pastor is trying to raise the quality and integrity of his entire congregation.

Satan, which means the Adversary, was perfect at this job because he was perfect in beauty and full of wisdom. When Satan “considered” anyone compared to himself, he could immediately find all their flaws. But Satan corrupted his function because we all judge others using our own internal motivations. We don’t see other people as they are, we see other people as we are.

Notice how Satan assumes Job will curse God if he takes away all of Job’s abundance?

It was the abundance of Satan’s merchandise that caused him to be filled with violence. You can dive deeper into this topic in “The Invention of Lying”.

Instead of being a great leader for all of creation, Satan devolved to become the Great Accuser of all creation. God is so chill in this story that he sounds like he would forgive Satan of his sin if Satan was only capable of asking for forgiveness. We know that Satan never repents because Revelation 12 predicts, “10 Then I heard a loud voice in heaven say: The salvation and the power and the kingdom of our God and the authority of His Messiah have now come, because the accuser of our brothers has been thrown out: the one who accuses them before our God day and night.”

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